SNEAKO

Bill Gates just phoned Elon Musk to rub it in about what he missed out on at the island. Elon replied he didn’t even want to go then hung up and let out a long sigh while looking at his phallic spaceship

Joe Rogan just told Jamie to pull up that picture of the gorilla who’s skull looks exactly like Epstein and made his guest uncomfortable as he made gorilla noises

Patrick Bet-David saw the ages of Epstein’s victims and said “Mkay Imma numbers guy”

Nicki Minaj hated seeing Cardi B get paid by Kamala so much she became a Trump grifter at the literal height of his pedophile arc

Andrew Tate saw the Epstein files and said “I should tweet about how much I miss human trafficking”

Erika Kirk is walking out next stadium show side by side with Ice Spice shooting off fireworks every twerk pump to really distract the goyim from Epstein panic

Shout out to Jay Z for being the only celebrity with the back to back relevancy in Diddy and Epstein cases

Ben Shapiro just furiously cleared the snow around a NYC tunnel to scurry in and sue everyone in there for leaking the files before Trump bombed Iran

Moistcritikal just opened microsoft word and is currently cooking up the most fire poopy diarrhea joke of all time in a video called “epstein situation is crazy”

Hasan Piker is frantically clicking through tabs preparing his twitch stream trying to find a way to blame Epstein’s Jewish supremacy on capitalism

Do you understand now why they hid the 9/11 files?

I told you so 😭🫵

Isn’t it funny how every goy celebrity who spent the past two years screaming about Muslims taking over America were all just implicated in the Epstein files?

Nicki Minaj is another paid operative to get the goyim focused on schizo demon conspiracies instead of the incredibly obvious Epstein connection to Israel

It’s been 10 hours maybe Matt Walsh is still googling who Epstein worked for t.co/aFNOBB1JYh

Hey siri, play that one song the people who torture kids on islands hate the most

Epstein Files: Summarized t.co/iDn2pC04yu

GOY LIVES MATTER

Hasan Piker has spent his entire career running cover Israel by blaming classism and facism just for Epstein files to read: From: @ JeffWorshipsBaal To: @ BiBiNetty123 “lmaoo fuck goyim its jew night bring hot WASP girls then lets scam the world with usury bc goy are cattle”

“Epstein worked for the left” t.co/HvCnQRpd5w

Epstein’s purpose was to farm people as subhuman goycattle to strengthen Israel They will win. The entire world will look like Gaza. They are summoning their messiah. Most of you will fall for it anyway and worship this one-eyed freak like a god. All we can do is await Jesus.

Thank you to everyone who threw me under the bus as Gen Z Hitler for enjoying a song RIGHT before Epstein is revealed as a jewish supremacist goy hater who used little girls to control the world with blackmail. 😂🫵

I am Top G and I will never kill myself

Kash Patel eyes look like he saw everything in the Epstein files

Jay Z and Pusha T snaked Ye because they got mad he didn’t have to give his booty up to Baal to sell records

Matt Walsh has to blame Epstein island on transgenders because he’s literally a fucking retard goy slave owned by Ben Shapiro

Andrew Tate went on a cross country podcast tour to apologize for a song then got home and started simping for Jeffrey Epstein YOU’RE BROKE

Tommy Robinson dedicated his entire life to hate muslims only to instantly lose credibility from an Epstein email celebrating how much of a good goy shill he is

Andrew Tate emphasizes with Jeffrey Epstein dealing with those lying victim whores and also his tech teams in Israel

Everytime JD Vance acts like he’s not Peter Thiel’s slave covering up for Epstein his face bloats up like a pufferfish