SNEAKO 🇺🇸

I wear camo so the haters can't see me

When on a date, make sure you're constantly checking your phone instead of having a conversation like a normal human. You'll look important.

Lmao someone put a black light on the couches in the student lounge...

Our government needs to stop freaking out about ISIS and remember that WE armed them two years ago.

It cracks me up that 500 years after we mistook the Native Americans for Indians we still call them the wrong name

I was born the same day as my brithday!!!1 o_0

Welcome to 2014 quality entertainment. t.co/j10WJn6smy

I miss Di Maria already

Cool tweet bro tweet more about it

Jack and Jill is my favorite movie

Taking a dump before a game is the best feeling ever

Saturday morning classes...

Exit out of twitter, scroll through apps, reopen twitter

Jesus Christ 90% of my tweets start with "I" or "me" now I understand why people terminate my channel

I'm having a great time at prep school so far

My roommate from Italy broke his collarbone and got lime disease in the same week he's been in the hospital since

Note to self: Don't keep your computer open in a room full of freshman

If you're making a joke, writing "lol jk" and the end makes you look like a pussy and completely retracts from your attempt at humour

@EddyTheChumpFan @eddythechump popped his fan account cherry

Done ranting for the night. I'll have a commentary out this weekend.

If you think you're one of those drooling brain - dead imbeciles I mentioned just go ahead and unfollow and unsub. Fuck this generation man.

I try to be somewhat intelligent even in the slightest and people just comment "I dnot kno how to game play hlep plsss thnax snkeak0kid"

Fucking hell I don't want to even say something insightful anymore because over half of you won't even register words over 4 syllables.

"Sneak0 makes fun of his subs!!!11" I couldn't care less the majority of you are so ignorant and brain dead I can't help it.

So many blatant morons started supporting me recently... Most of you are just so stupid it makes me want to quit the internet

My comment section has been riddled with AIDS recently t.co/M9kOUZRvXV

I was never this annoying as a freshman

#NeverForget All the destroyed evidence, WTC 7, the eyewitness reports, the undamaged passport, and all the laws passed based on 9/11.