SNEAKO 🇺🇸

It's been almost a month since I sat down, recorded a video, and then uploaded it.

SIT DOWN MOURINHO

You're all obsessive idiotic nerds who worship British kids that literally have as much talent as my left nut #HalfAHeartWithoutOneDirection

Police officers in #Ferguson have stopped wearing name tags. This is what we call cowardice. Also cowardly: shooting unarmed teenagers.

I'm going on a binge of Robin Williams movies

Social media is just people attempting to one - up each other by faking how cool their lives are

I don't even know why I have snapchat I don't give a shit about half of these people's lives or their 17 pointless stories a day

Got recognized playing Black Ops zombies on PC lmao

Should I get a mini - fridge or mini - couch for my dorm

This brony shit can't really be real...

If your profile picture is a My Little Pony you don't deserve to have access to the internet.

How completely unique would I be if I did an outlast series?

Half of what I say on twitter is satirical

I'm being cyber bullied

Shut up and agree with me twitter favorites are how I feel self worth

It's literally taking me two hours to download everything necessary to play a 6 year old GTA. Pretty close to chucking my keyboard

I can resell this macbook pro in a year for 200$ less than I bought it. Only virgin atheist nerds get PCs

The fact that people almost always get the older windows OS because the new one is so bad tells you something. Mac doesn't have this problem

You won't believe how much shit you have to install, download, restart, and download again just to play GTA IV. Fucking hate microsoft

I use boot camp just to play pc games because the macbook pro is really powerful. Other than that I hate windows 8 with a deep passion

Windows is incredibly infuriating... the reason I got a macbook pro is because Mac OSX is so superior and always works

When obvious 11 year olds say "look at this kid" or "shut up kid" online, I get really angry

I can play Bioshock Infinite and Farcry 3 and very high graphics with 60 fps on my macbook pro

Drinkwater had to piss and couldn't return to the game

Anyone else watching the Premier League debut? Lmao Van Gaal

What the actual fuck? This sounds like she was attempting to make fun of someone laughing maniacally t.co/9MVwHfXaWR Fuck Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono is the worst thing to ever happen to the music industry

I value the life of my new computer more than most humans

The Paul McCartney written songs are always my favorite Beatles' songs