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Today's stats: My Twitter account's value increased by $0.72 to $166.32. Automatically checked by t.co/KyuQlqV2QI

So watching digital Scarlett Johansson moan for two minutes straight in an empty theater with only your dad and sister was loads fun

how to be a fifa youtuber: 1. be british 2. scream a lot 3. swear 4. wave your arms 5. blame EA 6. have fifa coin discount codes

I wish I had someone to help me collect Internet Rant material. I've covered the generic stuff already, which rules out 70% of what I find

I know a lot of you have been anticipating the next Internet Rant, and if I can get enough material it will possibly be finished saturday

More and more corner campers in TitanFall everyday…

Today's stats: My Twitter account's value increased by $5.76 to $165.60. Automatically checked by t.co/KyuQlqV2QI

#tbt t.co/e8BXyJx3UR

Another sleepless night. It's going to take a while to get adjusted to this timezone

Jesus Christ YouTube and Netflix are like a procrastination heaven

Do you ever fart under a blanket for an extended period of time and then decide to put the blanket over your head and inhale? yeah

I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY JOB AT THE SPERM BANK. THEY DID NOT LIKE ME SAYING "GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY" EVERY TIME SOMEONE WALKED IN.

I'm really tempted to do another video discussing religion, but ehhhh probably going to talk about why marriage is pointless tomorrow

Dinner conversation went from discussing who might win the Champions League, to my brother showing Manchester United formations with grapes

I'm not a real gamer t.co/oaa5diwqeh

Sneak peak for my next video. The finished edit t.co/gqo492cbBL

Titanfall on the 360 was delayed again. I have a feeling its going to suck

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hi i wolud like 2 join the crew i a fun guy to play cod of duty with im 13 but evry1 says i act like im 14 thanks

Fat people need to have beards or else they risk looking like a potato

Dipping oreos in water because I have no milk

Youtube wat r u doin obviously a video with 47 ratings isn't going to have 18 views. Why has this never been patched

One of my absolute worst pet peeves is when people have random capitals in their name. Someone count how many there are in nadeshots name

New video once again. I'll be sure to have another one tomorrow t.co/QefCEmMCvT

YouTube did that thing where the video doesn't upload at all, and the timer goes to 3,000 minutes. The video will be up later than I thought

I'm trying to work ahead for Internet Rant 14 and I don't have enough material. Send in anything you find worthy

My video is rendering right now. It should be up at 8:30 or in a little over an hour. I'm very happy with it.

Don't worry I'm uploading today

Pretty shitty goals from Chelsea so far, but goals are goals.