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When I come back from shoveling 6 inches of snow this better have at least 25 likes t.co/p0TgMyXetU

A response to the racist comments t.co/p0TgMyXetU

Hopefully another snow day tomorrow

First tweet from my new phone

THANKS A LOT SAFARI FOR UNEXPECTEDLY QUITTING WHEN MY UPLOAD WAS 98% DONE

t.co/3JIIImOAGq New commentary up

My first smartphone the galaxy s4 came today :)

I'm going to spend all day editing videos

MOTHA TRUCKING SNOW DAY

Shout out sunday is one of the most whorish things you can do on YouTube.

I've gained about 50 subscribers today :O

Damn Seinfeld got old

I don't even know why I watch this shit every year

#Transformers is literally the worst movie series I have ever seen and is bad even on Michael Bay standards

After seven years of Go Daddy super bowl commercials I still have no fucking clue what it is

How many ads of David Beckham in underwear do we need

Peyton Manning is a wang. He is literally a wang without a face but with a wang

Game over

Manning wat r u doin Manning Stahp

I don't think I've seen an Asian ever in the crowd or field of a football game

I'm getting off twitter for a bit

This is a pretty boring game so far

You can tell it's a short running TV series because Kevin Bacon is angry and holding a gun

Car commercials are starting to show literally nothing about what they're trying to sell

This baby joke in commercials is way overused

YEAH HE DIDN'T CATCH THE BALL NOW JUMP AND BUMP YOUR CHEST AGAINST MINE

We ordered a pizza to feel more American

5 seconds of piling 30 seconds of timeouts and substitutions. 10 seconds of deciding where to throw, 2 minutes of commercials. #SuperBowl

That's where Jesse was driving off to in felina

She got a big booty so a called her a Seahawks player