SNEAKO

Another year, another doritos commercial with a clueless dad and a dog

"Offense, 5 yard penalty, stupid hand motions, more football words, pointing."

90% of car commercials aren't car commercials until they show a car with a loud engine in the last 10 seconds

"Reggie is not an actor, these are hidden cameras" mmmmmhmmm

Am I the only one who thinks that women half naked shaking pom pons cheering the men doing work is a bit sexist?

Dat ass Knighton

"With those churning legs, they'll just keep on pounding him"

I promise nothing too overtly racist

derp

So many black guys running into each other I get an urge to make so many racist jokes

They have a pre game show, a kick off show, half time show, post game show,

Not sure if a coat or a wolf

T-mobile is the hipster of phone providers

DO WE REALLY NEED SOMEONE DOING THE ANTHEM IN SIGN LANGUAGE

People only know the first two lines of our anthem and kind of mumble the rest

National Anthem time! Let's make it as RnB as possible.

We don't care about stupid honors play the commercials

As I soon as I saw Ted and Seth Macfarlane I closed my eyes and it just sounded like Brian and Peter

SETH MACFARLANE YEAH

Fuck off tablet ads we came for beer commercials

It's time to watch white men broadcasting black men

The word of the day is legs Let's spread the word

I'll be posting annoying tweets all night so spread your legs and take it

Why don't they just put "Super Bowl 48" instead of "XLVIII" Look at us we can put different numbers we're special

Meanwhile ESPN is playing bowling highlights

Michele Obama just said Call of Duty everyone freak out

Join the army we're interracial

I dedicate my 1000th tweet to the people who blatantly copied @BadLipReading in a shitty #superbowl commercial

LOL THAT ONE COMMERCIAL WAS SOOOO FUNNY REMEMBER THAT ONE PART WHERE THAT THING HAPPENED AND THEN HE SAID "PEANUTS!" LOLMAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

If I don't watch this I'm going to be left out of half of tomorrows loud conversations #SuperBowl