Mario Nawfal

🇪🇸 She only took enough coffee from Starbucks to get her through until all this unrest in Spain passes. She'll totally go back and pay for it once they reopen after the repairs. I’m fairly sure she will, maybe… Writer: Jamie t.co/BzvOs3Ch0W

🇮🇱 🇮🇷 One regional commander firing by mistake could set off a chain reaction that ends with nuclear weapons in the Middle East. Professor David Gibbs walks through how fast the dominoes fall once that first shot goes out, and the worst case starts with Israel reaching for tactical nukes: "If Israel were to launch even tactical nuclear weapons, that would be Iran's response. And that would be a terrible, horrific event." The only exit left is a deal both sides can live with, even if neither gets to call it a win.

🔥🇺🇸 UPDATE: The prayers to Wilford Brimley worked, everybody! The fire sparked after an explosion at the Quaker Oats factory in Cedar Rapids has been brought under control. The patron saint of oats and soggy warm cereals comes through yet again! Writer: Jamie t.co/cHt1pp9cs1

Getting dizzy just watching this😅 But man those drums never missed a beat! Writer: Bri t.co/ZWf9NcbPrG

🇫🇷 The French police are rolling in like Stormtroopers Tear up the city and this is what comes marching down your block. Move out or get flattened. Writer: Bri t.co/re9PUFQLsz

🇹🇷 Perhaps if the only thing standing between me and death were a robot with a doctor operating it from 1400 km away… I would consider it. Otherwise, ABSOLUTELY NOT! Keep your robot surgeons in Turkey! Writer: Jamie t.co/hUy6e2dbVe

Dude called his surgeon like he was ordering a takeout pizza after snapping his leg in half. “Hey buddy, I got a broken tib-fib. Wondering what you’re doing this afternoon.” I'd screaming my head off 😱 Writer: Bri t.co/BM7HPj0HeY

🇺🇸 🇮🇷 Trump ran as the president who wouldn't start new wars... and now the debate is over why he's steering toward one with Iran. Professor David Gibbs says none of the usual explanations for the turn hold up, especially for a man who kept that promise through his entire first term: "It is a fact that he did run as a peace president. He ran for president as somebody would be a man of peace. He would not start any new wars." With the midterms days away, the voters who backed that promise will be watching every move he makes next.

🇮🇳DAMN! That’s gotta sting 😭 He was living his best life for exactly 20 seconds. Writer: Bri t.co/y98SCLeT1r

🇺🇸🥃 Here we see a former Vice President in her native habitat… notice how she seems more confident and relaxed behind, in front of, or even under a bar. If there is brown liquor or beer involved, I don’t think she really cares where she is! Writer: Jamie t.co/FylTIGQxK0

🇬🇧 The Kingsman movies and Coldplay might sadly be the most gangster things to come out of the UK. I think Ali G is getting his ancestral country confused with his birth country. Writer: Jamie t.co/ZfLe2RjplT

🇺🇸 This is probably the best answer to that question, EVER! Writer: Jamie t.co/ZHuwUAPL8K

🇺🇸 🇮🇷 The US buildup around Iran may be a bluff... and a bluff Tehran takes seriously could start the war anyway. Joe Kent warns the bigger risk is Iran reading the ship movements and jet runs as the real thing and deciding to fire first: “That’s why, again, we’re playing with fire.” With every sign pointing to war before November 3, one bad read in Tehran is all it takes. @joekent16jan19

🇺🇸⚾ I’m not sure who Kylie Cantrall is, but I don’t mind her. Something tells me she’ll be successful in the entertainment industry! Writer: Jamie t.co/63fh7W7thb

🇨🇳🇺🇸 China's economy was 77% the size of America's in 2021 and has shrunk to 67%... the overtake that was supposed to happen before 2020 is now penciled in for 2040 at best Chinese retail sales growth has fallen to roughly zero, household borrowing has been contracting for two years, and the banks have stopped lending to businesses and started hoarding government bonds instead. Jeffrey Snider, who runs Eurodollar University, says the China-overtakes-America story died in 2008 when the world stopped buying enough of what China's factories make, and Beijing's only exit is inventing the next industrial revolution itself: "You can't steal your way to prosperity." Jeff says the Soviets tried that for 20 years and still collapsed, and China is already halfway into Japan's lost decades, minus the banking blowup that made Japan's official. The Communist Party's whole plan is to hold the pieces together until a technology breakthrough that has to arrive by the 2030s or not at all. @JeffSnider_EDU

🇦🇱 You’ve gotta give it to Albania: You don’t hear about them often… but they bring ‘keeping up with the Joneses' to a whole new level! They get ‘Best of Show’ among all these ‘peaceful protests’! Writer: Jamie t.co/jK3guqSbyt

🇪🇸 It’s hilarious that people are still wondering why all of these riots are happening across Europe. Maybe it’s because you can get nearly 10,000 views for looting a Pandora shop. That’s just good business! There is a whole economy behind what’s going on. None of this has been spontaneous. Look for the strings and who’s pulling them! Writer: Jamie t.co/w0bNmkhhZq

🇺🇸 Investigators tracing possible foreign ties to Charlie Kirk’s assassination were reportedly ordered to drop it. Joe Kent says his team was still digging into international links when someone shut the work down and handed them a simple answer: “We were stopped. We were told, hey, it’s a lone gunman. Nothing else to see here.” If the lone gunman story is airtight, why stop the people trying to prove it? @joekent16jan19

🇪🇸 Imagine sitting there watching thugs smash through your shop windows! Thankfully the police pulled up at the exact right moment and chased down the rioters. Writer: Bri t.co/gzkOaQyMET

🇺🇸🔥Finally getting a look at the INSANE Tesla Roadster The supercar is sitting in the lobby at the Petersen Museum in LA…but only until Tuesday. ⚡️ Writer: Bri t.co/aOhoohPRu2

🇫🇷 Police get kicked, shot at, and trampled by violent rioters all day and still show up with total class. Writer: Bri t.co/plad00Na8g

🔥🇺🇸 OH NO! An explosion occurred at the Quaker Oats factory in Cedar Rapids, Iowa earlier this afternoon! The good news is that all workers are accounted for and there were no injuries. Now let us all say a novena to Wilford Brimley that the damage is limited and can be easily repaired! Writer: Jamie t.co/y8Jep2G8dh

🇮🇷🇺🇸Iran plotting LETHAL ATTACKS against American citizens as tensions boil over. Intelligence officials warn Iran has moved into advanced stages of targeting US personnel across the Middle East. “Specifically, through various channels, we have received intelligence that Iran has substantially increased efforts to target US personnel.” The State Department ordered non-emergency employees to leave US missions in Saudi with plans to withdraw more from other regional posts. Source: Reuters / Writer: Bri

🇺🇸 Trump says he has to stop killing the Iranian leadership so he can finally negotiate. Yeah don't think that's what is stopping it bro. Iran has said they have used ‘peace’ talks to stall, rearm, and play Trump for a complete sucker. Writer: Bri t.co/p8JD21nCtk

🇺🇸 🇮🇷 Iran’s smartest play in a third round could be blacking out power grids and cutting the Gulf’s internet cables. Joe Kent, the former director of the National Counterterrorism Center, says going after a senior US official would be the least efficient move Tehran could make, even though anyone plotting one only needs a single shot: “They essentially only have to get lucky once.” If round three starts, the first sign may be the lights going out across the Gulf. @joekent16jan19

🇫🇷 It’s not so much the use of the batons by the French police that makes me uncomfortable. It’s how many cops are using the batons to spank people on the ass like little bitches and enjoying it! Bro, they’re trying to leave, and you’re gonna disrespect them like that while they’re unarmed and running? Damn sickos! Writer: Jamie t.co/JzMGjSHj6Q

🇫🇷Forget burning the streets…French delivery drivers are gaming the system instead By collectively rejecting low-paying orders, they force the Uber Eats' algorithm to boost payouts. Smart digital hustle beats mindless rioting every single time. Writer: Bri t.co/uICAwuJoUC

🇺🇸 The only numbers that really matter are the votes cast on election day. If the GOP loses control of Congress, nobody will give a flying fuck about whether Trump had 117,000 people at a rally in New Jersey once upon a time! His second term will go down as one of the biggest abject failures of any American presidency! Writer: Jamie t.co/1UroCpHRmu

🇺🇸 This skit is probably the biggest reason for Trump’s record-low approval numbers. Just imagine any other past president doing this, and the reaction it would have likely garnered. I don’t think this man is well. Writer: Jamie t.co/QDMVhTwFbf

🇺🇸🚨 Trump announces MASSIVE investment in U.S. auto industry Audi is dropping $4.2 BILLION on a plant in Macon, Georgia. Construction starts next month and aims to produce 200,000 cars a year. “This will be the single largest investment in U.S. auto industry history.” Writer: Bri t.co/CguTRgooQf