Mario Nawfal

🇺🇸🥃 Here we see a former Vice President in her native habitat… notice how she seems more confident and relaxed behind, in front of, or even under a bar. If there is brown liquor or beer involved, I don’t think she really cares where she is! Writer: Jamie t.co/FylTIGQxK0

🇬🇧 The Kingsman movies and Coldplay might sadly be the most gangster things to come out of the UK. I think Ali G is getting his ancestral country confused with his birth country. Writer: Jamie t.co/ZfLe2RjplT

🇺🇸 This is probably the best answer to that question, EVER! Writer: Jamie t.co/ZHuwUAPL8K

🇺🇸 🇮🇷 The US buildup around Iran may be a bluff... and a bluff Tehran takes seriously could start the war anyway. Joe Kent warns the bigger risk is Iran reading the ship movements and jet runs as the real thing and deciding to fire first: “That’s why, again, we’re playing with fire.” With every sign pointing to war before November 3, one bad read in Tehran is all it takes. @joekent16jan19

🇺🇸⚾ I’m not sure who Kylie Cantrall is, but I don’t mind her. Something tells me she’ll be successful in the entertainment industry! Writer: Jamie t.co/63fh7W7thb

🇨🇳🇺🇸 China's economy was 77% the size of America's in 2021 and has shrunk to 67%... the overtake that was supposed to happen before 2020 is now penciled in for 2040 at best Chinese retail sales growth has fallen to roughly zero, household borrowing has been contracting for two years, and the banks have stopped lending to businesses and started hoarding government bonds instead. Jeffrey Snider, who runs Eurodollar University, says the China-overtakes-America story died in 2008 when the world stopped buying enough of what China's factories make, and Beijing's only exit is inventing the next industrial revolution itself: "You can't steal your way to prosperity." Jeff says the Soviets tried that for 20 years and still collapsed, and China is already halfway into Japan's lost decades, minus the banking blowup that made Japan's official. The Communist Party's whole plan is to hold the pieces together until a technology breakthrough that has to arrive by the 2030s or not at all. @JeffSnider_EDU

🇦🇱 You’ve gotta give it to Albania: You don’t hear about them often… but they bring ‘keeping up with the Joneses' to a whole new level! They get ‘Best of Show’ among all these ‘peaceful protests’! Writer: Jamie t.co/jK3guqSbyt

🇪🇸 It’s hilarious that people are still wondering why all of these riots are happening across Europe. Maybe it’s because you can get nearly 10,000 views for looting a Pandora shop. That’s just good business! There is a whole economy behind what’s going on. None of this has been spontaneous. Look for the strings and who’s pulling them! Writer: Jamie t.co/w0bNmkhhZq

🇺🇸 Investigators tracing possible foreign ties to Charlie Kirk’s assassination were reportedly ordered to drop it. Joe Kent says his team was still digging into international links when someone shut the work down and handed them a simple answer: “We were stopped. We were told, hey, it’s a lone gunman. Nothing else to see here.” If the lone gunman story is airtight, why stop the people trying to prove it? @joekent16jan19

🇪🇸 Imagine sitting there watching thugs smash through your shop windows! Thankfully the police pulled up at the exact right moment and chased down the rioters. Writer: Bri t.co/gzkOaQyMET

🇺🇸🔥Finally getting a look at the INSANE Tesla Roadster The supercar is sitting in the lobby at the Petersen Museum in LA…but only until Tuesday. ⚡️ Writer: Bri t.co/aOhoohPRu2

🇫🇷 Police get kicked, shot at, and trampled by violent rioters all day and still show up with total class. Writer: Bri t.co/plad00Na8g

🔥🇺🇸 OH NO! An explosion occurred at the Quaker Oats factory in Cedar Rapids, Iowa earlier this afternoon! The good news is that all workers are accounted for and there were no injuries. Now let us all say a novena to Wilford Brimley that the damage is limited and can be easily repaired! Writer: Jamie t.co/y8Jep2G8dh

🇮🇷🇺🇸Iran plotting LETHAL ATTACKS against American citizens as tensions boil over. Intelligence officials warn Iran has moved into advanced stages of targeting US personnel across the Middle East. “Specifically, through various channels, we have received intelligence that Iran has substantially increased efforts to target US personnel.” The State Department ordered non-emergency employees to leave US missions in Saudi with plans to withdraw more from other regional posts. Source: Reuters / Writer: Bri

🇺🇸 Trump says he has to stop killing the Iranian leadership so he can finally negotiate. Yeah don't think that's what is stopping it bro. Iran has said they have used ‘peace’ talks to stall, rearm, and play Trump for a complete sucker. Writer: Bri t.co/p8JD21nCtk

🇺🇸 🇮🇷 Iran’s smartest play in a third round could be blacking out power grids and cutting the Gulf’s internet cables. Joe Kent, the former director of the National Counterterrorism Center, says going after a senior US official would be the least efficient move Tehran could make, even though anyone plotting one only needs a single shot: “They essentially only have to get lucky once.” If round three starts, the first sign may be the lights going out across the Gulf. @joekent16jan19

🇫🇷 It’s not so much the use of the batons by the French police that makes me uncomfortable. It’s how many cops are using the batons to spank people on the ass like little bitches and enjoying it! Bro, they’re trying to leave, and you’re gonna disrespect them like that while they’re unarmed and running? Damn sickos! Writer: Jamie t.co/JzMGjSHj6Q

🇫🇷Forget burning the streets…French delivery drivers are gaming the system instead By collectively rejecting low-paying orders, they force the Uber Eats' algorithm to boost payouts. Smart digital hustle beats mindless rioting every single time. Writer: Bri t.co/uICAwuJoUC

🇺🇸 The only numbers that really matter are the votes cast on election day. If the GOP loses control of Congress, nobody will give a flying fuck about whether Trump had 117,000 people at a rally in New Jersey once upon a time! His second term will go down as one of the biggest abject failures of any American presidency! Writer: Jamie t.co/1UroCpHRmu

🇺🇸 This skit is probably the biggest reason for Trump’s record-low approval numbers. Just imagine any other past president doing this, and the reaction it would have likely garnered. I don’t think this man is well. Writer: Jamie t.co/QDMVhTwFbf

🇺🇸🚨 Trump announces MASSIVE investment in U.S. auto industry Audi is dropping $4.2 BILLION on a plant in Macon, Georgia. Construction starts next month and aims to produce 200,000 cars a year. “This will be the single largest investment in U.S. auto industry history.” Writer: Bri t.co/CguTRgooQf

🇷🇺🇺🇸 This video just made my anxiety skyrocket! These might be two of the dumbest Russian mother truckers I have ever seen! How TF did he get an American grenade? NVM… It’s Russia, my bad! Writer: Jamie t.co/TpWkwE6TS1

🇺🇸 Trump calls France's riot excuses for education TOTAL bullshit. "Look it has nothing to do with it. Has to do with a bunch of radical vicious lunatics.” It may have started out for reform but you just need to take one look at Europe right now to see there's no valiant cause. Writer: Bri t.co/p7rmkCoMGu

🇮🇱Israel’s central bank SHUTS DOWN Netanyahu’s crypto plan to bypass sanctions. Facing global pressure over West Bank policies, Netanyahu wants an alternative crypto system to sneak past international banks, warning US military aid will eventually end. The bank slammed the move, warning it will turn Israel into an economic pariah on par with Iran and Venezuela. Source: FT / Writer: Bri

🤬🇺🇸 OMFG Here we go with this shit again! The only reflecting pool vandals were the dumbasses that Trump employed to hire the dumbasses who SCREWED it up from the start! They had no clue what they were doing! He knows it, the Interior Department knows it, and the entire world knows it! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE DAMN REFLECTING POOL ANYMORE! GAS IS STILL OVER $4.00 A GALLON, FFS! Writer: Jamie t.co/JoizyRX66F

🚨🇺🇸 A CIA contractor allegedly LEAKED Top Secret intel to his girlfriend’s Substack. The FBI arrested Ian Brinksman and charged him with unlawfully transmitting national defense information. Investigators traced over 800 calls between him and journalist Aida Chavez after he repeatedly accessed classified files inside secure CIA facilities. The stolen intelligence exposed Israeli pressure to assassinate top Iranian negotiator Ghalibaf, secret plans for permanent U.S. military bases in Israel, and CIA assessments warning of internal civil conflict in Israel. The ultimate irony is that Brinksman previously co-authored a paper on stopping millennial insider intelligence threats. Now he faces YEARS in federal prison for becoming one. Source: Reuters / Writer: Bri

🇮🇱🇮🇷🇺🇸 Netanyahu won’t comment on the Iran strike plan while Iranian lawmakers and IRGC-linked media keep Dimona, Israel’s nuclear reactor, on the target list... a strike there could spread radiation into Jordan and pull Israel’s own nukes into the war Iranian missiles have landed around Dimona before but, as far as anyone can tell, never on the French-built reactor itself, and a hit there is the one move that could very possibly bring an Israeli nuclear response. David Gibbs, a historian of US foreign policy, says the longer this war runs, the stronger one argument gets inside Tehran: “The hardliners would say, see? We told you so. If we had nuclear weapons, we would never have had these attacks.” David now thinks an Iranian bomb is more likely than not, with North Korea on one side of the ledger and Gaddafi on the other. He adds that Iran doesn’t need a bomb to make the Gulf unlivable, because its missiles can already reach the desalination plants, and that is where he expects Iran’s answer to any Israeli nuclear use would come. A war meant to stop an Iranian bomb is now the best recruiting pitch for one.

🇺🇸🪖 You know, I was just thinking a few days ago about how I wish the U.S. had more attractive soldiers! Thank goodness Trump has answered the world’s prayers! Stun them with the cheekbones, fellas! No other skills are needed! We’ll let the computers handle the rest! Writer: Jamie t.co/1Ph3W1rgGw

🇺🇸🇸🇴 Trump goes full David Duke on Somalia while out on the campaign trail: “98% of the people that we have here now in Somalia don't work. Well, they don't really have to work because they steal so much. They all have a Mercedes-Benz. Can you believe it? Low IQ, and they live better than you do!" It’s not like it’s just Somalians. I’m sure he’s been to Lakewood, NJ before. Talk about taxpayers footing the bill for immigrants that don’t work! They almost give Minneapolis a run for its money! Writer: Jamie t.co/8Lgib8wBTd

Poor girl, getting all of her hair cut off! Be careful and clean up that hair quickly! One of the Kardashians might try to make some sweater panties out of it! Beautiful horse, though! Writer: Jamie t.co/D9tVFZLJT4