Mario Nawfal

🚨🇺🇸🦎 GRAB YOUR TIN FOIL HATS! ARE LIZARD PEOPLE REAL?! A former US Army sniper claims elite JSOC troops killed three bipedal, mildly reptilian-looking beings with fingers near Area 51 after one soldier was killed by an energy weapon. Nick Betts says he heard the story from a drunk operator in Poland during a Ukraine documentary, and another soldier choke-slammed him for asking about it. Officials maintain there is no evidence of extraterrestrials. I bet there was also no drunk operator in Poland, or a documentary! Writer: Jamie t.co/kcEZme5uJC

🇹🇳 I never imagined myself as a Mercedes-type. For some reason, I’m starting to see the appeal. Writer: Jamie t.co/b1wKt5HHZz

🇺🇸 This is what residents in San Clemente, California, are seeing from their streets 😢 A massive wall of FIRE stretches across the hillside, just behind a row of homes, as thick smoke swallows the sky. The Norte Fire is getting DANGEROUSLY close to people's backyards. Writer: Sol t.co/bX8VdrUWfJ

🇦🇷🇧🇷 Iguazu Falls CHOSE VIOLENCE Writer: Sol t.co/WXdXsfR7A8

🤢🇪🇺🇺🇦 I smell a traitor among us! Someone’s been unleashing silent but deadly fury upon the European Council Press Corps. While the reporters and photogs were gaggling and awaiting Zelenskyy’s presser, someone in their midst laid a rotten egg! He’s been dubbed the ‘phantom farter ’ because it’s happened before, and the hunt is on! There will be consequences… Writer: Jamie t.co/vxTsXhJTnK

🇦🇱 CHAOS IN ALBANIA: PROTESTERS HAVE STORMED AND TRASHED THE MINISTRY OF ECONOMY Anti-government demonstrators in Tirana have broken into the building during violent protests over education costs, corruption, and growing anger at PM Edi Rama. The latest escalation began Tuesday with student protests at the Education Ministry. Police have used tear gas, stun grenades and water cannon. Writer: Sol t.co/P91abFjj0i

🇪🇺🇷🇺 Europe spent 4 years betting on a Ukrainian shield in front and America behind it... and now a former top German general's warning is coming true Russia wins, Washington pulls back, and Europe stands alone across the line from a very angry neighbor, which is close to how Germany's former armed forces chief described the endgame three years ago. Glenn Diesen, a professor in Norway, says the whole European model ran on cheap Russian energy, Russian markets and American backing, and all three are gone at once: "The Europeans don't really have a role in this new world." Weapons factories won't replace an economy, so the leaders polling near 10% will keep selling confrontation, and the ones who replace them will go to Moscow for a deal, because a Europe that cuts out its largest country was never going to hold. @Glenn_Diesen @WeTheBrandon

🇺🇸 A cargo helicopter with nobody at the controls dodged a surprise no-fly zone and landed itself in front of the Army... the pilot in the seat never touched a thing Airbus took its MQ-72C, a drone version of the Lakota helicopter the Army already flies, to Huntsville last week and ran five flights on its own dime. The aircraft held complex hover patterns, flew normal airfield traffic, and when operators dropped a no-fly zone into the middle of its route it rerouted itself without anyone touching the controls. A safety pilot sat aboard the whole time and never took over. In other tests it took commands from a tablet. The Marines have been paying for this to resupply island outposts in a Pacific fight. The Army’s interest is simpler: its new tiltrotors will fly air assaults 500 miles in one hop, and the 101st Airborne’s commander says you can’t sling-load a Humvee under something moving 250 knots, so the beans and bullets need their own ride. The Iran war showed what happens to supply lines under drone and missile fire. A helicopter that delivers ammo without a pilot to lose is the answer that just landed in the Army’s lap, already built with somebody else’s money. Source: The War Zone / Writer: Daniel

🇺🇸BRAVE teacher TACKLED Bend Oregon shooter to protect her classroom She put her life directly on the line for her students. When he stormed the room, she chucked her cell phone at him, slammed him to the floor, and fought like HELL to rip the weapon out of his hands. Her HEROIC actions absolutely minimized the bloodshed. Writer: Bri t.co/ekxY7EUWMJ

🇺🇸 BRO!! She DID NOT do that! This lady either has no idea… or just doesn’t care about how DISGUSTING that floor is! 🤮 Put some bleach in your bath water, dayum! Writer: Jamie t.co/tMGt6HAk6U

🇺🇸 Trump fired his press secretary after one briefing, and CNN's Kaitlan Collins breaks down why five days was all it took Katie Zacharia started Monday, held her first briefing Tuesday, went on Hannity Thursday night to clean up the mess, and by Friday morning Trump was telling reporters on the South Lawn he'd asked her: "Katie, is this for you? Because honestly, you don't need this." Collins walks through what sank her. The lawyer problem came first: Trump had announced her on Truth Social as an attorney, she'd described herself that way for years, and she isn't one, which CNN reports left the president "blindsided." Then came the debut briefing, which Trump didn't think was as bad as his advisers did until the coverage piled up. The Hannity appearance meant to fix it made it worse. Trump's version is that she was "brutalized by the media" and he wants her to "reconsider." His advisers' version is that she's out. Both are true, which tells you how this White House fires people. Zacharia's one week also happened to include announcing Guilfoyle's resignation, so the person who delivered the firing got the next one. Source: CNN / Writer: Daniel

🇺🇸BRAVE teacher TACKLED Bend, Oregon shooter to protect her classroom She put her life directly on the line for her students. When he stormed the room, she chucked her cell phone at him, slammed him to the floor, and fought like HELL to rip the weapon out of his hands. Her HEROIC actions absolutely minimized the bloodshed. Writer: Bri t.co/eInu5yBK3b

🇺🇸HERO FATHER who thwarted gunman at Silver Rail Elementary School named as Kaylub Giamanco The 36-year-old carpenter was driving home when he saw the shooter blasting through the locked doors of his two young daughters' school. Nothing was stopping him from protecting his girls. He ran straight inside without a second thought and put the attacker down. Source: CBS / Writer: Bri t.co/2rnkxrt3zf

🇺🇸 A helicopter captured the Norte Fire tearing through a residential area in Orange County, California, with houses BURNING and entire streets threatened. Flames are ripping through neighborhoods as Santa Ana winds turn the fire into a fast-moving nightmare. Authorities have issued urgent “LEAVE NOW” evacuation orders. Writer: Sol t.co/2olt36B21G

🇺🇸 So, we have the wind just blowing random trees onto highways in broad daylight in California! Ya’ll better get it together over there… Santa Ana wind, wildfires, homes swept into the ocean! Sounds like Judgment Day is coming, and this one doesn’t star Governor Schwarzenegger! Writer: Jamie t.co/F0VLW8hSvV

🔥🇺🇸 CALIFORNIA IS ON FIRE The Norte Fire has EXPLODED across Orange County, burning roughly 465 acres near San Clemente and San Juan Capistrano, with ZERO containment reported. Powerful Santa Ana winds are pushing the flames through the hills, and several homes have already been damaged or destroyed. Families are being ordered to EVACUATE as firefighters battle the blaze from the ground and air. Writer: Sol t.co/Mkkq8Qx24x

🇵🇱 A Polish inventor built a REAL-LIFE STAR WARS SPEEDER Tomasz Patan's Volonaut Airbike is a jet-powered flying motorcycle that can reach speeds of up to 124 MPH (200 km/h), with no visible propellers. It weighs just 66 pounds, runs on jet fuel or diesel, and can be refueled in under a MINUTE. The catch? You get around 10 minutes of flight time, and it'll set you back roughly $880,000. Writer: Sol t.co/rqeEfLjWiC

🔥🇺🇸 "Herschel, He was a better football player than candidate, but he wasn't a bad candidate!" Only Trump can make a shout-out sound like a compliment, the shadiest of shade, and a eulogy all at the same time... Writer: Jamie t.co/BVd7gcUeUZ

🇲🇽 Plot twist in Mexico: Man pulls off the most committed performance of the day, begging on crutches at the stoplight. Then casually ditches them, changes clothes behind the bushes, and strolls off with the day’s earnings like he just finished a shift. Absolute dedication to the craft. Writer: Daniyal t.co/8XItz753Xj

🔥🇺🇸 Trump: “I wear very little makeup.” Come on… Trump: “And I do it myself.” Totally buy that. 🤣 Writer: Bri t.co/FMfR7gpGMt

🔥🇺🇸 By the end of the night, we will have Trump’s entire ‘Marry, F*cK, or Kill’ list! Writer: Jamie t.co/1jFdxWxApj

🇺🇸Honestly what the f**k did i just watch!? He looks like he's glitching out on stage 👀 Writer: Bri t.co/teCy8XEGz0

🇺🇸 Trump, unsurprisingly, goes after Sen. Ossoff’s looks: “He looks like Pee-wee Herman. And Didn't Pee-Wee have a checkered last number of years? He passed away, sadly, but he had a very checkered last number of years. That’s Jon Ossoff… He’s Pee-wee Herman!” WTF?! BUY A MIRROR, PAL! Writer: Jamie t.co/WMWsHxlcog

The calm before the storm

🇺🇸 Robert Barnes, who PREDICTED Trump’s 2016 win, says Democrats are heading for a BIG MIDTERM WAVE if Trump’s core voters stay home. He says many voters feel betrayed over Iran, the Epstein files, deportations, and border security. He predicts Democrats could win 53-58 Senate seats, 230-260 House seats, and half the governorships. He calls it a “betrayal environment,” where voters turn out mainly to punish the party they feel let them down. The same voters who put Trump in power could cost Republicans the midterms. Writer: Lucas t.co/kZJoT7HQV5

🇺🇸Trump: “How will the Arab countries feel if we name it the ‘Trump Strait’?” Yeah… I don’t think putting gold letters on the Strait of Hormuz is high on their peace plan. But that’s just me being silly. Next up...an ocean 😲 Writer: Bri t.co/N5DksoygAU

🇺🇸 Trump is now considering naming an ENTIRE OCEAN after himself After getting the Gulf of Mexico renamed the Gulf of America on Google Maps, he says he floated another idea: the TRUMP OCEAN. He asked Google whether they preferred the Atlantic or the Pacific. Their alleged response? “We've had it. That's enough.” I NEED THIS LEVEL OF SELF-LOVE IN MY LIFE 🤣 Writer: Sol t.co/mU1TWmN7sx

🇺🇸Trump: “You're doing better than you've ever done" In the carpet capital, that line rolled out completely flat. Hard to sweep economic reality under the rug in a town that makes them for a living… Writer: Bri t.co/JIs6bIe9B2