Mario Nawfal

🇬🇧 They went to Brighton to promote what used to be thought of as ordinary non-woke British values. What came next shows you how COOKED the UK is. Writer: Mhedi t.co/GAU2YRgY69

🇮🇱 The fake Rabbi softened him up with flattery and then got him to admit he wanted to KILL KIDS in Gaza. The (apparent) IDF soldier said, "I'm with you, but there are leaders bigger than me, and I can't do whatever I want." Officially, that is... Writer: Mhedi t.co/kIMBdhLG7N

🇷🇺🇦🇷 A Russian guy in Buenos Aires offered a homeless man 20,000 Argentine pesos (around $13) if he could do 20 PUSH-UPS. The man accepted the challenge, managed exactly ONE push-up, and then just stayed there COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS. The Russian had absolutely no idea what the hell was happening. He eventually handed over the money anyway and walked off. Did the Russian just get played, or did that ONE push-up nearly finish the poor guy? Writer: Sol t.co/8XbIiXKUVU

Maybe it wasn't the best time for that joke 😬 Writer: Ian t.co/4S3kZDa5nM

🇺🇸🇷🇺🇸🇦 Oil prices slipped after Trump announced a Russia-Ukraine "energy ceasefire," and traders started betting on more Russian fuel flowing into the market. U.S. crude dropped to around $90 a barrel and Brent to around $104, even with the Houthis still pounding Saudi Arabia and tankers getting hit in the Gulf over the weekend. The catch is that the last time Trump announced an energy ceasefire, Zelensky said no deal had actually been finalized, so it's far from clear this one will hold. Wall Street is brushing it all off for now, with stock futures up. But oil is still about 50% pricier than it was in January, and that's showing up at the pump and in inflation, with fresh U.S. numbers due this week. However, for now, even a shaky ceasefire is buying markets a breather. Sources: Bloomberg, FXStreet / Writer: Julie

What a fking retard Putting other people's lives at risk because he thinks the highway is his personal racetrack Writer: Ian t.co/iJRO8OXOFk

🇵🇰 Police reportedly opened fire on supporters of Imran Khan's party in northwest Pakistan, as anger grows over the government seizing control of their home province. Islamabad took over Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, the province Khan's party runs, kicked out its government and arrested its chief minister. Protesters took to the streets in Bara, a town near the Afghan border, and that's when the shooting reportedly started. The government says it stepped in because the province failed to stop militant violence, but in Bara, the guns were pointed at protesters. Sources: Arab News / Writer: Julie t.co/UMCDkK7yiT t.co/WcuO4qO1V8

Woah!! That guy so nearly got his head crushed 😬 Writer: Ian t.co/Ja0irGIxlh

🇩🇪🇰🇬 "Do you like to have sex?" That's what a masked man on horseback asked a solo female German traveller who was brave or foolish enough to camp alone in the mountains of Kyrgyzstan. He even asked her where she would be staying that night and whether she would be ALONE in her tent! This is the side of solo traveling all those dreamy TikTok shorts don't show you Writers: Mhedi, Ian t.co/u5VORcBqU9

When you've done just enough to get your pension 😂 Writer: Ian t.co/VuupoNMcNU

🇮🇶🇮🇷🇪🇺 Iraq’s Kurdistan region has become a booming drug highway into Europe, and the smugglers are getting seriously creative. Meth and amphetamine flow in from Iran, Pakistan and Afghanistan, and out toward Europe. Smugglers are stashing the stuff in fuel tanks, appliances and even soaking it into the lining of jackets. With the whole region in turmoil, more and more desperate people are signing up. Sources: @SkyNews, @DominicWaghorn / Writer: Julie t.co/oy8pQO0hvK

You shouldn't need AI clairvoyance to warn you off that guy The moustache is enough of a giveaway Writer: Ian t.co/uD6NBny1W4

🇬🇧 Andy Burnham on his vision for Britain's "closer integration" with the EU: "Brexit has done more harm than good to UK growth. I'm going to argue for closer integration because that will enable us to improve the growth prospects of the country. One of the big lies of the campaign back in 2016 is that we would "take back control" of all of that, and it would all be much easier. The reality is you need collaboration to control immigration, and that's got weaker." Pretty silly to imply re-joining the EU would bring mass illegal immigration under control when the EU itself has the weakest policies imaginable on that. 😂 Writer: Mhedi t.co/0XZastDBoz

🇸🇦🇺🇸 Saudi Arabia could be forced to start selling off its U.S. Treasuries, and if the Houthi war drags on, the bond market may feel it. The Saudi trade balance runs almost entirely on oil. Oil exports brought in around $212 billion last year, enough to cover roughly 84% of everything the kingdom imports. Now the Houthis keep hitting Saudi energy sites, while Iran and the Houthis squeeze the kingdom's export routes. Riyadh can borrow or cut spending for a while, but a long squeeze leaves it with 2 bad options: It could drop the riyal's peg to the dollar and let imports become unaffordable, a political humiliation the government has vowed for years to avoid. Or it can burn through its $465 billion in reserves to defend the peg and keep living standards intact, and that pile is already down from about $495 billion in June. Around $142 billion of those reserves sit in U.S. Treasuries. In a worst case where oil revenue dries up completely, the goods trade gap alone would hit roughly $78 billion every 6 months, putting Saudi selling within reach of Japan’s recent Treasury dump to defend the yen, which reportedly came in under $90 billion. It gets worse if foreign lenders lose their nerve. Saudi external debt has climbed to around $516 billion, more than the kingdom's entire reserve stash, and if refinancing gets harder, those reserves would drain even faster. The Houthis can't reach Wall Street with missiles, but they might not need to. Sources: GASTAT, WSJ, Bloomberg, Al Arabiya, Arab News, Saudi Gazette, Trading Economics, U.S. Treasury / Writer: Julie

The car that nobody asked for, the Citroën 2CV, is being brought back to life Yes, that terrible looking slow car that became hugely popular in the 1970s fuel crisis is getting a rebrand This one still looks pretty bad, but at least it will only cost around €15,000 Writer: Ian t.co/FeJjVEp5C8

🇧🇷 Brazilian football hits different. Look at this poor cameraman trying to do his job while the fans are going so absolutely INSANE that they're shaking his entire camera 🤣 Writer: Sol t.co/IxrrMqnVOT t.co/B2fRdsOKep

Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax looks about as lame as everyone expected Writer: Ian t.co/TTCCOhVMaK

What's the point of having kids if you can't give them a little PTSD 😂 Writer: Ian t.co/if54zOlxcd

🇬🇧 Despite Nigel Farage not having held any position of significant direct power in British politics, Andy Burnham just suggested Britain's problems are mainly HIS FAULT! Britain truly is led by people who have zero SHAME. Writer: Mhedi t.co/80Ll3mUtUY

The way he tries to casually get back into his pickup after taking a beating 😂 Writer: Ian t.co/F7k0oHSw30

Who needs playgrounds when you've got road signs Writer: Ian t.co/SEfXA8oI8N

The IMF warns AI could transform or wipe out 40% of jobs worldwide, and its chief says the first wave is already here. Kristalina Georgieva said today that AI is hitting the economy from 2 directions, driving massive investment while reshaping demand. The U.S., China and India are leading the charge, with AI spending helping keep global growth around 3%. Advanced economies are already feeling the impact, and Georgieva's biggest concern is young people entering the workforce. The routine, repetitive jobs that traditionally give them a foot in the door are among the easiest to automate. She also warned that AI could reshape the labor market so dramatically that governments may have to rethink how they collect taxes. Hard to pay taxes on a salary that went to a chatbot. Source: FXStreet / Writer: Julie

Scottish people's reaction to a rough sea crossing They're built different there 😂 Writer: Ian t.co/AcAi9ugT2l

🇺🇸 Dude on the NYC subway was just trying to get home when this woman started repeatedly screaming, "WHAT'S UP? YOU WANT A SLAP?" at him. The guy kept calm, and luckily no one was stabbed to death this time. Where are Mamdani's grand promises when you need them? 😂 Writer: Mhedi t.co/3o34RsnebW

He might have gotten away if he'd used both hands rather than filming it Writer: Ian t.co/IZDgh9ThPo

🇸🇦🇾🇪 MBS is reportedly moving between bunkered palaces as Saudi Arabia runs low on ways to stop Houthi missiles. Saudi officials say they're running low on interceptors, and the Houthis aren't letting up. They've hit Riyadh's main airport at least 4 times, and Saturday's strike killed at least 12 people and injured hundreds, making it the deadliest attack on the U.S. or its Gulf allies since the Iran war began. The economy is taking a beating too. Saudi Arabia's Finance Ministry expects a 3.6% contraction this year, while many of MBS's megaprojects, Neom included, are stalled or under review. MBS pledged around $1 trillion in U.S. investment, but Washington has so far resisted his requests for military help against the Houthis, sending advisers instead. Riyadh is now turning to Pakistan and scrambling to find air defenses elsewhere. A trillion dollars got MBS a White House welcome, but not the backup he's asking for now. Source: WSJ / Writer: Julie

When you suddenly realise you're bear food 😂 Writer: Ian t.co/CClGnlQLHm

🇺🇸 This elementary teacher broke down in tears over how IMPOSSIBLY difficult it is to teach kids anything these days. Only 1 out of her 34 students managed to pass the grade's test. Who would have thought training kids to have the attention span of goldfish with digital devices could have such a terrible effect on their education? Writer: Mhedi t.co/WSd93bxqNu

He was so close to a legendary escape Writer: Ian t.co/6Nawnx4n3m

This off-duty cop was working security at a QuikTrip to make ends meet, and this is the thanks he got Seriously, America, you need to sort out your own society's problems before lecturing the rest of the world on theirs Writer: Ian t.co/dkAMRhbJlk