🚨 12-HOUR NEWS RECAP
1. FIGHT CLUB: Candace Owens vs. Ben Shapiro - the two former colleagues are planning a battle of the wits next week to hash out their hurt feelings over Candace's firing from Ben's Daily Wire.
2. AI is racist…according to a new study out of Stanford, if you have a black-sounding name, it means you're only good at playing sports.
3. IRAN TO US: "STEP ASIDE SO YOU DO NOT GET HIT." Iran has reportedly finalized their plan for a response to Israel's bombing of their embassy in Syria.
4. MARK OF THE BEAST IS HERE… Israel is using their AI - nicknamed Lavendar, how cute - to MARK 37,000 "potential" militants in Gaza - and kill those who get a bad social score from the machine.
5. Weekend at Bernie's kicked off with someone trying to set Sander's office on fire.
6. The U.S was shaken up yesterday; 2 "mini" quakes near NYC resulted in an Emergency State declaration in New Yorkers' minds. Meanwhile, Californians had 7 earthquakes, and asked for another one to make sure their drink was well mixed.
7. Russian military planes were cruising over Alaska… Putin says don't worry, we were just taking nature videos.
8. Community Notes knock-off coming to Facebook? Zuckerberg gets scolded by his own oversight board for his vague AI content policies - his solution? Copy Elon.
9 Mexico cut ties with Ecuador after police stormed their embassy in Quito to arrest their former Vice President on corruption charges. It seems like a bad week to be in an embassy.
10. Robots can't work on Sunday according to a very old German law that the courts have upheld. German lawmakers are scrambling to figure out whether they can turn their Roombas on tomorrow.
11. Gaza's destruction has reached a staggering $18.5 BILLION. 97% of the total 2022 GDP for both Gaza and West Bank.
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