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🚨JORGE MARTIN BREAKS RECORD AT GRAND PRIX OF QATAR "I'm the fastest in one lap, another pole is super nice. I'm happy." Pramac Racing's Jorge Martin took pole position for the MotoGP season-opening Qatar Grand Prix after he smashed the lap record at the Lusail International Circuit. Source: Reuters

🚨🇺🇸LEFT AND RIGHT AGREE ON 1 THING: THE WORLD IS ENDING Preppers now range from climate change-focused homesteaders to urban farmers seeking self-reliance amidst uncertainty. More minorities and left-of-center individuals are joining the prepper movement, traditionally linked to far-right ideologies. Prepper at Prepper Con 2024: ”Preppers used to be seen as extreme weirdos. Then the pandemic happened... People are realizing it's important to depend on what you can do for yourself." Source: Reuters

🇺🇸"What is your position on Israel?" AOC: “What people are starting to see, at least in the Occupation of Palestine… OH, umm, I mean settlements... I am not the expert on geopolitics.” Source: PBS, Firing Line with Margaret Hoover interview with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, U.S. Rep. for New York’s 14th District.

CRUISE SHIP HEROES: 14 RESCUED AT SEA The world's largest cruise ship, Royal Caribbean's Icon of the Seas, rescued 14 individuals adrift in the Gulf of Mexico. The crew, on just the first full day of the voyage from Miami to Honduras, executed a meticulous rescue operation, providing medical care and coordinating with the U.S. Coast Guard. Source: Global News, @RT_com (video)

🇺🇸DE NIRO TO TRUMP: "YOU ARE A MONSTER" "The guy is a total monster... he's such a mean, nasty, hateful person. I'd never play him as an actor." De Niro has played mob bosses, dictators, psychopaths, and CIA agents. Source: Real Time with Bill Maher

🇭🇹HAITI EXTENDS EMERGENCY AMID POSSIBLE COUP ATTEMPT Amidst escalating violence, Haiti extends its curfew as gang leader Jimmy Cherizier leads a possible coup, breaching Toussaint Louverture International Airport. Prime Minister Ariel Henry seeks UN aid against the backdrop of rising deaths, displacement, and looming supply shortages. Source: RN Intel TG, Al Jazeera

🇪🇬 SISI: REBUILDING GAZA WILL COST OVER $90 BILLION “The cost of rebuilding Gaza exceeds $90 billion. We will not agree to displacing the Palestinians from their land, and we will do everything in our power to help them. We will not stop working until the Palestinian people obtain their legitimate rights. We are keen for the Rafah crossing to remain open 24 hours to bring humanitarian aid into Gaza, and we will never close it. We drop aid into the Gaza Strip by air because of the difficulties facing its entry by land.” Source: Al Jazeera Video of northern Gaza

🚨12-HOUR NEWS RECAP 1. Hungarian PM Orban snubs Biden and visits Trump instead. Biden says he’s a terrible person; Orban can’t figure out if he’s referring to him or Trump. 2. ⁠Biden asks supporters at a rally in Pennsylvania to send him to Congress. The crowd is as confused as he is. 3. Kim Jong Un sported the latest in 80s fashion as he watched his army test firing artillery shells. Zelensky cried over the amount of wasted ammunition. 4. Kamala confirms she’s ready to be the president. Everyone in the U.S says they’re not. 5. ⁠Poland’s foreign minister supports Macron’s idea of deploying NATO troops to Ukraine, says their farmers are on the border and ready to go. 6. The Pentagon claims there’s no evidence of non-human intelligence in the UFO sightings they investigated. Aliens confirm there’s no evidence of human intelligence in the Pentagon. 7. A helicopter makes a dramatic crash landing in Hawaii. Everyone survives. Boeing’s CEO breathes a sigh of relief when he learns it has nothing to do with them.

🇺🇸 F-35 JETS CAN NOW CARRY NUCLEAR BOMBS The stealth fighters have been certified to carry B61-12 thermonuclear gravity bombs for the first time. Hudson Institute: "This move is part of the US expanding effort in and among the US and NATO allies to counter Putin's coercive threats to use nuclear weapons as a means to break our collective strategic resolve against Russia. Putin knows that the F-35 is more than capable of stealthily penetrating his airspace and delivering sensitive payloads." Source: ZeroHedge

U.S GAZA MISSION: TEMPORARY PIER FOR AID DELIVERY The Pentagon plans to build a temporary pier in Gaza to deliver up to 2 million meals per day. Initiated by President Biden, this mission deploys the JLOTS capability, involving a floating pier and 1,800-foot causeway, ensuring efficient aid delivery. Operational within 60 days, this effort aims to bolster humanitarian support in Gaza. Source: DOD Official Statement

GOOGLE FIRES ENGINEER FOR PRO-PALESTINIAN OUTBURST "I'm a Google Cloud software engineer, and I refuse to build technology that powers genocide, apartheid, or surveillance. Project Nimbus puts Palestinian community members in danger. Don't cloud for apartheid. Don't tech for apartheid. Free Palestine." Source: Daily Mail

NYC VETERAN'S WARNING: "VIGILANTES WILL RISE IF CRIME PERSISTS" Marine vet Alfredo Troche, after being stabbed while protecting a woman in the Bronx subway: “Address crime or brace for vigilantes.” We hear stories like this every day, yet for some reason, things just aren’t getting any better! Source: The New York Post

🇵🇰ASIF ALI ZARDARI EXPECTED TO BECOME PRESIDENT OF PAKISTAN TODAY Voting has started to decide the country’s new president, with Zardari of the Pakistan People’s Party widely expected to be the winner. Meanwhile, Imran Khan remains in jail despite candidates from his PTI party winning more seats than any other party in the recent elections. Source: Hans News

🇹🇷 TURKEY'S PRESIDENT ERDOGAN DOUBLES DOWN ON SUPPORT FOR HAMAS "No one can make us qualify Hamas as a terrorist organization. Turkey is a country that speaks openly with Hamas leaders and firmly backs them. Netanyahu's government continues to commit more massacres against the Palestinian people. We will continue to do what is necessary to hold Israeli officials accountable for the massacres committed in Gaza in accordance with international law." Sources: Al Jazeera, AFP

🇺🇸CANDACE OWENS: WHO REALLY RUNS AMERICA? "The State of the Union, as you said, accurately, it's a state of disunion, and you get angry. You get angry at it. No matter what clip you take out of it, no matter what discussion you want to have, the American people know that we are not being led by the President of the United States. We know that he does not have the mental faculties to lead, and therefore, there must exist a shadow government, right? And we want to know who that shadow government is." Source: PBD Podcast

Kim has a new leather jacket… and long-range missiles. t.co/w20pJXV4vj

🇺🇸COLBERT CALLS SANTOS "A THIRSTY-ASSED BITCH” "I hear you asking, Steve, were there any thirsty-assed bitches in the audience? The answer is yes because thanks to rules giving former members of Congress floor access, George Santos attended the State of the Union. Come on, you can't just go back to your old job like you never left." Source: Late Show Live

🇺🇸 HELICOPTER CRASHES IN HAWAII After its engine failed, the pilot pulled off a dramatic crash landing on a remote beach. Only one passenger suffered a back injury, while the other four people on board were unharmed. Source: Fox News t.co/reXuSRrSM5

🇭🇺🇺🇸 HUNGARIAN PM ORBAN SNUBS BIDEN TO VISIT TRUMP INSTEAD Trump: "There's nobody better, smarter, or a better leader than Viktor Orban. He's fantastic. He does a great job. He's a noncontroversial figure because he said this is the way it's going to be, and that's the end of it, right? He's the boss. He's a great leader. Europe and all over the world respect him. It's an honor to have you with us, Viktor, a very great honor." Source: @peacemaket71

🇸🇪🇵🇸SWEDEN RESUMES UNRWA FUNDING They agreed to the move after UNRWA promised to undertake extra checks to ensure none of the funds would be used to aid Hamas. "The government has allocated 400 million kronor to UNRWA for the year 2024. Today's decision concerns a first payment of 200 million kronor ($19.5 million)." Source: Barron's

🇾🇪 HOUTHI’S PROMISE TO CONTINUE ATTACKS “The naval forces and the air force of the Yemeni Armed Forces carried out two specific military operations. The first operation targeted the American ship “Propel Fortune” in the Gulf of Aden with a number of suitable naval missiles, while the second operation targeted a number of American war destroyers at the Red Sea and the Gulf of Aden with 37 drones, and the two operations successfully achieved their goals. The Yemeni Armed Forces salute all of our great Yemeni people for their million march demonstrations in the capital, Sana’a, and across governorates and districts in confirmation of their solid position in support of the Palestinian people. The Yemeni armed forces will persist in upholding their military operations in the Red and Arab Seas until the aggression stops and the siege on the Palestinian people in the Gaza Strip is lifted.” Source: Yemeni Armed Forces

🇵🇱🇺🇦 POLAND SUPPORTS DEPLOYING NATO TROOPS TO UKRAINE Poland's FM: "I value the recent French initiative. In my opinion, it has a noble intent—to make Putin question what our next move might be, instead of him being certain that we won't do anything creative, allowing him to plan his next moves." Source: Yahoo! News

VEGAN BAKERY CAUGHT SELLING DUNKIN' DONUTS The Long Island, New York vegan bakery Cindy Snacks is being investigated. I don’t think Dunkin’s are vegan…. Source: New York Post

👽NO ALIEN TECH FOUND, SAYS PENTAGON The Pentagon's All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) found no evidence of extraterrestrial tech in UFO sightings. The 63-page report debunks claims of secret alien technology recovery, attributing Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) to misidentified natural occurrences and new tech like drones. AARO's new "Gremlin" sensor tech aims to enhance UAP understanding. Source: The Byte

KICK STREAMER BANNED: GONE TOO FAR WITH GUN ANTICS Streamer 'sweatergxd' faces a swift ban from Kick after a shocking broadcast where he was seen putting a gun to a woman's head. Amid the platform's notoriously lax content regulations, this incident crossed the line, sparking outrage and leading to immediate action. This marks yet another firearm-related incident causing uproar on Kick, following close on the heels of Adin Ross's near-miss shooting prank last month. Source: Dexerto

ZOO KEEPERS NARROWLY ESCAPE ANGRY GORILLA A heart-stopping moment at the Fort Worth Zoo when Elmo, a territorial male silverback gorilla, charged at two zookeepers on March 7, 2024. t.co/e4V4BDXqBx

🚨🇺🇸 US NAVY SHOOTS DOWN 15 UAVS IN RED SEA AREA "Between 4 a.m. and 6:30 a.m. (Sanaa time), Iranian-backed Houthi terrorists conducted a large-scale uncrewed aerial vehicle (UAV) attack into the Red Sea and Gulf of Aden. CENTCOM and coalition forces identified the one-way attack (OWA) UAVs and determined that they presented an imminent threat to merchant vessels, U.S. Navy, and coalition ships in the region. U.S. Navy vessels and aircraft along with multiple coalition navy ships and aircraft shot down 15 OWA UAVs. These actions are taken to protect freedom of navigation and make international waters safer and more secure." Source: CENTCOM Image: Illustration

NYPD TAKEDOWN SPARKS OUTCRY AT PRO-PALESTINE MARCH At a pro-Palestine march in NYC, the NYPD's violent takedown of a man raised eyebrows. The reason for targeting remains unclear, with accusations of the police "strategically" arresting perceived organizers. Source: @CollinRugg

🇮🇱 FAMILIES DEMAND ACTION: "BRING OUR LOVED ONES HOME NOW" Families of hostages held by Hamas blocked Route 1, the main artery between Tel Aviv and Jerusalem, igniting tires and caging themselves in protest. Demanding immediate negotiations for their loved ones' release, they challenge Prime Minister Netanyahu: "Bring them home or let someone who will." Source: Times of Israel

BIDEN IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS? BIDEN: "Pennsylvania, I have a message for you: send me to Congress!" t.co/I2J3Yz784b