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🇺🇸COLBERT CALLS SANTOS "A THIRSTY-ASSED BITCH” "I hear you asking, Steve, were there any thirsty-assed bitches in the audience? The answer is yes because thanks to rules giving former members of Congress floor access, George Santos attended the State of the Union. Come on, you can't just go back to your old job like you never left." Source: Late Show Live

🇺🇸 HELICOPTER CRASHES IN HAWAII After its engine failed, the pilot pulled off a dramatic crash landing on a remote beach. Only one passenger suffered a back injury, while the other four people on board were unharmed. Source: Fox News t.co/reXuSRrSM5

🇭🇺🇺🇸 HUNGARIAN PM ORBAN SNUBS BIDEN TO VISIT TRUMP INSTEAD Trump: "There's nobody better, smarter, or a better leader than Viktor Orban. He's fantastic. He does a great job. He's a noncontroversial figure because he said this is the way it's going to be, and that's the end of it, right? He's the boss. He's a great leader. Europe and all over the world respect him. It's an honor to have you with us, Viktor, a very great honor." Source: @peacemaket71

🇸🇪🇵🇸SWEDEN RESUMES UNRWA FUNDING They agreed to the move after UNRWA promised to undertake extra checks to ensure none of the funds would be used to aid Hamas. "The government has allocated 400 million kronor to UNRWA for the year 2024. Today's decision concerns a first payment of 200 million kronor ($19.5 million)." Source: Barron's

🇾🇪 HOUTHI’S PROMISE TO CONTINUE ATTACKS “The naval forces and the air force of the Yemeni Armed Forces carried out two specific military operations. The first operation targeted the American ship “Propel Fortune” in the Gulf of Aden with a number of suitable naval missiles, while the second operation targeted a number of American war destroyers at the Red Sea and the Gulf of Aden with 37 drones, and the two operations successfully achieved their goals. The Yemeni Armed Forces salute all of our great Yemeni people for their million march demonstrations in the capital, Sana’a, and across governorates and districts in confirmation of their solid position in support of the Palestinian people. The Yemeni armed forces will persist in upholding their military operations in the Red and Arab Seas until the aggression stops and the siege on the Palestinian people in the Gaza Strip is lifted.” Source: Yemeni Armed Forces

🇵🇱🇺🇦 POLAND SUPPORTS DEPLOYING NATO TROOPS TO UKRAINE Poland's FM: "I value the recent French initiative. In my opinion, it has a noble intent—to make Putin question what our next move might be, instead of him being certain that we won't do anything creative, allowing him to plan his next moves." Source: Yahoo! News

VEGAN BAKERY CAUGHT SELLING DUNKIN' DONUTS The Long Island, New York vegan bakery Cindy Snacks is being investigated. I don’t think Dunkin’s are vegan…. Source: New York Post

👽NO ALIEN TECH FOUND, SAYS PENTAGON The Pentagon's All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) found no evidence of extraterrestrial tech in UFO sightings. The 63-page report debunks claims of secret alien technology recovery, attributing Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) to misidentified natural occurrences and new tech like drones. AARO's new "Gremlin" sensor tech aims to enhance UAP understanding. Source: The Byte

KICK STREAMER BANNED: GONE TOO FAR WITH GUN ANTICS Streamer 'sweatergxd' faces a swift ban from Kick after a shocking broadcast where he was seen putting a gun to a woman's head. Amid the platform's notoriously lax content regulations, this incident crossed the line, sparking outrage and leading to immediate action. This marks yet another firearm-related incident causing uproar on Kick, following close on the heels of Adin Ross's near-miss shooting prank last month. Source: Dexerto

ZOO KEEPERS NARROWLY ESCAPE ANGRY GORILLA A heart-stopping moment at the Fort Worth Zoo when Elmo, a territorial male silverback gorilla, charged at two zookeepers on March 7, 2024. t.co/e4V4BDXqBx

🚨🇺🇸 US NAVY SHOOTS DOWN 15 UAVS IN RED SEA AREA "Between 4 a.m. and 6:30 a.m. (Sanaa time), Iranian-backed Houthi terrorists conducted a large-scale uncrewed aerial vehicle (UAV) attack into the Red Sea and Gulf of Aden. CENTCOM and coalition forces identified the one-way attack (OWA) UAVs and determined that they presented an imminent threat to merchant vessels, U.S. Navy, and coalition ships in the region. U.S. Navy vessels and aircraft along with multiple coalition navy ships and aircraft shot down 15 OWA UAVs. These actions are taken to protect freedom of navigation and make international waters safer and more secure." Source: CENTCOM Image: Illustration

NYPD TAKEDOWN SPARKS OUTCRY AT PRO-PALESTINE MARCH At a pro-Palestine march in NYC, the NYPD's violent takedown of a man raised eyebrows. The reason for targeting remains unclear, with accusations of the police "strategically" arresting perceived organizers. Source: @CollinRugg

🇮🇱 FAMILIES DEMAND ACTION: "BRING OUR LOVED ONES HOME NOW" Families of hostages held by Hamas blocked Route 1, the main artery between Tel Aviv and Jerusalem, igniting tires and caging themselves in protest. Demanding immediate negotiations for their loved ones' release, they challenge Prime Minister Netanyahu: "Bring them home or let someone who will." Source: Times of Israel

BIDEN IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS? BIDEN: "Pennsylvania, I have a message for you: send me to Congress!" t.co/I2J3Yz784b

🇺🇸🇭🇺TRUMP AND ORBÁN'S MAR-A-LAGO RENDEZVOUS Trump hosted Hungary's Prime Minister Viktor Orbán for a "friendly" hour-long meeting at Mar-a-Lago, later accompanying him to a private concert. Source: CNN t.co/sR9ULZQXW4

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: U.S. MILITARY CONFIRMS 3 DEAD AND 1 INJURED IN HELICOPTER CRASH t.co/hv6QY12Jgj

🚨🇺🇸 KAMALA HARRIS READY TO BE PRESIDENT? "I'm ready if necessary, but it is not going to be necessary." t.co/XGw7VwpTYD

🚨🇺🇸 AOC PUSHES FOR LEGAL ACTION AGAINST DEEPFAKE CREATORS AOC introduces the DEFIANCE Act, aiming to empower victims of nonconsensual deepfake porn to sue creators and distributors. This amendment to the 1994 Violence Against Women Act seeks to provide legal recourse against the spread of harmful, fake content. While a step forward, the bill faces criticism for not addressing the root causes, including the AI tools enabling deepfake creation. Source: The Byte

🚨CENTCOM RESPONDS TO AIRDROP DEATHS: "We are aware of reports of civilians killed as a result of humanitarian airdrops. We express sympathies to the families of those who were killed. Contrary to some reports, this was not the result of U.S. airdrops." Source: CENTCOM

🚨🇺🇸 HELICOPTER CRASH NEAR TEXAS BORDER: MULTIPLE FATALITIES A crash involving a National Guard helicopter near the southern border in La Grulla, Texas, resulted in multiple fatalities. On board were three National Guard soldiers and a Border Patrol agent, operating under federal orders. Disturbingly, new footage indicates cartel members observed the crash via drone, later sharing the incident with mockery on social media. Source: Fox News Video: @BillMelugin_

🚨12-HOUR NEWS RECAP 1. 🇮🇳Protests Breakout In India Over Police Kicking Muslim Men Praying 2. Mud Art Sells For $8.2 Million 3. 🇷🇺 Russia Uncovers Isis Plot 15 Hours After U.s Issues Warning Of An "Imminent Attack" 4.🇵🇸 Airdrop In Gaza Killed 5 People 5.🇮🇱🇺🇸 Hot Mic: Biden Told Netanyahu It's Time To Come To Jesus 6. 🇺🇸 Trump Pays $92-Million Bond 7. 🇮🇱 Hostage Families Block Highway In Tel Aviv 8. 🇪🇺 EU President: Extremism Is Ruining Our Peace And Unity

ANTHONY JOSHUA KNOCKS OUT FRANCIS NGANNOU Is this the end of the MMA/Boxing crossover experiment? t.co/IvlZlmiYsj

🚨BREAKING: US CENTCOM RESPONDS TO CASUALTIES FROM AIRDROPS US Central Command addresses reports of civilian casualties linked to humanitarian airdrops, extending sympathies to victims' families. Contrary to claims, US CENTCOM clarifies these incidents were not caused by U.S. airdrops. Source: US Central Command Statement

🚨🇺🇸 IS KSI JOINING WWE WITH BUSINESS PARTNER LOGAN PAUL t.co/keiOTxXgmk

Going to the Movies in 2024 is VERY DIFFERENT t.co/NHcX8ldiIG

🚨🇹🇷 ERDOGAN'S SPEECH GETS LOST IN TRANSLATION Erdogan's speech turned into a viral sensation after a translator's attempt to convert it into Ukrainian ended in incomprehensible gibberish. The footage has sparked widespread amusement on social media, with Zelensky's reaction in a separate video adding to the debacle. Source: @Sprinter99800

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: SENATE PASSES $460 BILLION BILL TO AVERT PARTIAL GOVT SHUTDOWN A $460 billion spending bill to fund about half the federal government through the fall, sending the legislation to Biden’s to avert a partial shutdown. Source: NY TIMES t.co/mrLP1E4Zln

🚨🇺🇸 NYPD OFFICER SAVES SUICIDAL WOMAN FROM JUMPING OFF THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE OFFICER: "No, don't do it! Get down please. Please don't do this. We got you. We're gonna help you out, please," Kim said. "My name is Lieutenant Kim, OK? I don't know what kind of trouble you are having, what kind of problem you are going through." "We are gonna help you out. Save your life. It's not worth it." "I got three kids. I don't know if you have a kid. I don't know if you are married or not, but it's not worth it." "We care about you, OK? Please don't do it." Source: @CollinRugg

🇮🇱🇵🇸ISRAEL IS REPORTEDLY TARGETING THE AL-MASRY TOWER IN THE CITY OF RAFAH Source:@KhaledSafi t.co/BMAhQhJj06

🚨🇵🇱 POLAND SAYS NATO SOLDIERS BE IN UKRAINE Poland's Foreign Minister: “The presence of NATO forces in Ukraine isn’t unthinkable. I appreciate Macron's initiative because it’s about Putin being afraid, not us being afraid of Putin.” Source: @visegrad24 t.co/AndPXXV25j